Just heard that the Minnesota Twins contest for today has been postponed because of a four-letter word that begins with "s". A few weeks ago I promised I would not post any more about "that stuff" on this blog, so just look out the window if you want to know what is going on.
The game will be scheduled as part of a doubleheader on Thursday (noon and 6:00 p.m.).
As Ernie Banks often said:
In today's vernacular:
